GOODYEAR, AZ - As the Cincinnati Reds take to the spring training field to begin the 2015 season, players are working hard to get in shape for the year to come. At the same time, Reds fans are working out to prepare themselves for a summer of complaining and despair.

Fans are getting ready…

WASHINGTON, DC - An investigation into State Department emails has found problems with former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s improper use of personal email for government business. The investigation has further discovered that Clinton used her personal email to access and take over the…

WASHINGTON, DC - Yet another controversy is brewing involving an individual making exaggerated claims about encounters with the military. A report is now stating that former President Dwight D Eisenhower repeatedly exaggerated claims about serving in the second World War.

“We’ve done a…

CINCINNATI, OH - Former Reds pitcher Mat Latos has made no secret of his displeasure about his time spent playing with the Cincinnati Reds. In addition to his claims of poor clubhouse discipline and lax medical and training staff performance, Latos has now blasted Cincinnati tattoo parlors…

VILLAGE OF INDIAN HILL, OH - Snow hitting the tristate usually leads to school cancelations, and those cancelations are usually a cause for celebration among students. However, recent snow cancellations had a different effect on students in Indian Hill. Instead of celebrating the opportunity…

CINCINNATI, OH - The staff of WKRC Local 12 has brought home another honor to one of Cincinnati’s most celebrated television newsrooms. WKRC has won the Regional Emmy for excellence in scrolling school closings.

“We are very proud to receive this honor,” said WKRC assistant General Manager…

DAMASCUS, SYRIA - NBC executives have released a communication from Brian Williams revealing the news anchor is being help captive by Isis forces in Syria.

Williams reportedly managed to send the message through an underground courier network. Insiders say Williams previously said he…

LOS ANGELES, CA - Bruce Jenner’s transformation appears to be well underway, but there is still much work to be done. Jenner has announced that he hopes to have the transformation complete within the next year in order to compete in the 2016 Summer Olympics.

“I’ve definitely missed the…

GOODYEAR, AZ - As winner of the Super Bowl most valuable player award, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was the recipient of a 2015 Chevy Colorado pickup truck. Brady was disappointed to discover, however, that the all four of the  Chevy’s tires had been underinflated.

“It’s kind…

CINCINNATI, OH - The winter season has brought a bit of bad news to the Kroger company. A thirteen percent drop in grocery sales is being blamed on the distinct lack of winter hysteria in the Greater Cincinnati area.

“Usually we’ve had quite a few more inches of snow by now,” said Kroger…

GLENDALE, AZ - The New England Patriots announced today the start of investigation into possible tampering with Coach Bill Belichick's Sleep Number Bed. The investigation reportedly started after Mr. Belichick reported trouble sleeping during the last several nights while perapirng for Super…

NEW YORK, NY - In a last ditch effort to deflect blame away from the Patriots organization, Tom Brady has advanced the theory that global warming is responsible for the deflated footballs used in their game against the Indianapolis Colts.

“I think it’s time to look at the big picture,”…

LOS ANGELES, CA - The continuing saga of Bruce Jenner continues to fascinate and confound the American public. The story took an interesting twist this week, after Bruce became the first member of his family to be completely rejected by every player in the NBA.

Despite the embarrassing…

GLENDALE, AZ - The media frenzy surrounding Superbowl XLIX is about to get even more chaotic. Supermodel and wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen is set to hold a news conference which is expected to deal with the subject of deflated balls.

“We invite all members of the…

CINCINNATI, OH - Looking ahead to their 2015 tour stop in Cincinnati, members of New Kids on the Block have been making plans to make the most of their time in the Queen City. One stop on their to-do list, however, will not be checked off, as they have been denied the right to make…

BAGHDAD, IRAQ - In their latest move against the world of comics, a band of Islamic extremists has declared war on the seminal American comic strip The Family Circus. The group’s spokesman says that the Family Circus is an affront to Islam and a mouthpiece for American imperialism.

“May…

COLUMBUS, OH - Following a frightening moment in which she was knocked to the ground and nearly trampled, Ohio State Cheerleader Ally Nelson recovered quickly. Even bigger than the surprise of being almost trampled, however, was the gift of get well soon flowers from former Baltimore Raven…

CINCINNATI, OH - Despite a first round playoff loss to the Indianapolis Colts, Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton is upbeat and looking forward to the upcoming weeks. Dalton is said to be thrilled for the opportunity to host his fourth annual Super Bowl party.

“My head is spinning with all…

CINCINNATI, OH - Following speculation and calls for his dismissal, Marvin Lewis has dejectedly confirmed that he will not be fired as head coach of the Cincinnati Bengals. Lewis, head hung low, confirmed that he will remain at the helm of the team for the indefinite future.

“Life doesn’t…

HONOLULU, HI - President Barack Obama has once again stirred up the ire of his critics, just days after forcing a couple to upend their Hawaiian wedding because of his golf game. This time, the President’s visit to a miniature golf course completely ruined the birthday party of several…