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<title>KATIE VS MEN | The Office Romance - I Highly Recommend it!</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 13:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/columnist-katieMichaels-plain.jpg" alt="The Office Romance - I Highly Recommend it!" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;People often warn against the office romance.&amp;nbsp; Don&amp;rsquo;t listen to them.&amp;nbsp; In my opinion the office romance is one of the most worthwhile experiences a human being can have.&amp;nbsp; I have had about a dozen scandalous affairs with people at work.&amp;nbsp; But there is an art to doing it right.&amp;nbsp; It has to be&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<title>KATIE VS MEN | The Office Romance - I Highly Recommend it!</title>
<link>http://www.derfmagazine.com/columns/katie-vs-men/1090.html</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/columnist-katieMichaels-plain.jpg" alt="The Office Romance - I Highly Recommend it!" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;People often warn against the office romance.&amp;nbsp; Don&amp;rsquo;t listen to them.&amp;nbsp; In my opinion the office romance is one of the most worthwhile experiences a human being can have.&amp;nbsp; I have had about a dozen scandalous affairs with people at work.&amp;nbsp; But there is an art to doing it right.&amp;nbsp; It has to be&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<title>KATIE VS MEN | 4 things you should never ask your boyfriend</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 08:16:01 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/columnist-katieMichaels-plain.jpg" alt="4 things you should never ask your boyfriend" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Katie Michaels, Derf Relationship Blogger&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Women value honesty and openness in relationships.&amp;nbsp; It can be difficult for us to be in a relationship and feel we have to avoid certain topics we may curious about.&amp;nbsp; It feels unnatural.&amp;nbsp; But this is simply how the world and relationships work.&amp;nbsp;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/e-onwauke_askeke.jpg" alt="DEAR EKE � Did you enjoy the Men�s NCAA national championship basketball game between Kentucky and Kansas?" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;EKE SAY - Yes Eke like basketball very much.&amp;nbsp; But Eke say game could improve if baskets made bigger so players stop missing so much.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; In Eke country of Malaysia, many mens play same game except instead of throw ball in net, we throw fish in dumpster behind restaurant.&amp;nbsp; Game is called, &lt;/strong&gt;&amp;#22919;&amp;#22899;&amp;#29233;&amp;#30340;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<title>KATIE VS MEN | RELATIONSHIPS:  Will he ever commit?</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/columnist-katieMichaels-plain.jpg" alt="RELATIONSHIPS:  Will he ever commit?" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;!--  /* Font Definitions */ @font-face 	{font-family:"Cambria Math"; 	panose-1:2 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 2 4; 	mso-font-charset:0; 	mso-generic-font-family:auto; 	mso-font-pitch:variable; 	mso-font-signature:-536870145 1107305727 0 0 415 0;} @font-face 	{font-family:"&amp;#12498;&amp;#12521;&amp;#12462;&amp;#12494;&amp;#35282;&amp;#12468; Pro W3"; 	mso-font-charset:78; 	mso-generic-font-family:auto; 	mso-font-pitch:variable; 	mso-font-signature:1 134676480 16 0 131072 0;}  /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal 	{mso-style-unhide:no; 	mso-style-qformat:yes; 	mso-style-parent:""; 	margin:0in; 	margin-bottom:.0001pt; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:12.0pt; 	font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} p.Body, li.Body, div.Body 	{mso-style-name:Body; 	mso-style-update:auto; 	mso-style-unhide:no; 	mso-style-parent:""; 	margin:0in; 	margin-bottom:.0001pt; 	mso-pagination:widow-orphan; 	font-size:12.0pt; 	mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt; 	font-family:Helvetica; 	mso-fareast-font-family:"&amp;#12498;&amp;#12521;&amp;#12462;&amp;#12494;&amp;#35282;&amp;#12468; Pro W3"; 	mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; 	color:black;} .MsoChpDefault 	{mso-style-type:export-only; 	mso-default-props:yes; 	font-size:10.0pt; 	mso-ansi-font-size:10.0pt; 	mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;} @page WordSection1 	{size:8.5in 11.0in; 	margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in; 	mso-header-margin:.5in; 	mso-footer-margin:.5in; 	mso-paper-source:0;} div.WordSection1 	{page:WordSection1;} --&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Your family and friends are wondering, and the question crosses your mind on a daily if not an hourly basis, &amp;ldquo;Will he ever commit?&amp;rdquo; The simple answer is: maybe, but probably not.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;p class="Body"&gt;If you have to ask yourself the question, rather than knowing the answer, the chances of an actual commitment&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 01:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/e-onwauke_askeke.jpg" alt="DEAR EKE � Do you plan to watch the Academy Awards?" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;EKE SAY - Yes Eke very much identify with beautiful Hollywood people.&amp;nbsp; In my country of Malaysia, peoples often consider Eke famous beautiful person.&amp;nbsp; Eke was missing tooth from fight over another man&amp;rsquo;s wife but Eke&amp;rsquo;s brother make new tooth from smooth chicken bone.&amp;nbsp; So people call Eke, &amp;#22919;&amp;#22899;&amp;#29233;&amp;#30340;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<title>KATIE VS MEN | Monogamy is on life suport.  Get used to it.</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/columnist-katieMichaels-plain.jpg" alt="Monogamy is on life suport.  Get used to it." align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Biologists have studied human monogamy for decades.&amp;nbsp; Studies show it is very difficult for humans to accomplish. Obviously it is not impossible but it is very difficult.&amp;nbsp; Some would argue if it is so difficult then maybe humans are not meant to experience it.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; It is hard for most women to&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 01:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/e-onwauke_askeke.jpg" alt="DEAR EKE � Did you enjoy watching the Super Bowl?" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;EKE SAY: &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;In my country of Malaysia, only thing like Super Bowl is giant pile of men on dumpster behind restaurant every night after food thrown out.&amp;nbsp; This competition called, &amp;#22919;&amp;#22899;&amp;#29233;&amp;#30340; &amp;#30007;&amp;#23376;&amp;#22312;&amp;#24102; &amp;#29233;&amp;#30340;&amp;#30007;&amp;#23376;, which means &amp;ldquo;Giant Pile of Men in Dumpster Behind Restaurant&amp;rdquo;. &amp;nbsp;It is better than Super Bowl&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<title>Lifestyle blog with Slade Dandridge | I feared I was in for a bad haircut when the Supercuts girl smelled like gin.</title>
<link>http://www.derfmagazine.com/columns/lifestyle-blog-with-slade-dandridge/464.html</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 09:39:54 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/SladeSmaller.jpg" alt="I feared I was in for a bad haircut when the Supercuts girl smelled like gin." align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Slade Dandridge, Derf Editorial Blogger&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even though I am a highly successful and popular magazine blogger/columnist, I am not overly picky about where I get my hair cut.&amp;nbsp; I find that it looks pretty good no matter who cuts it so I tend to go wherever is closest to where I am at the&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<title>KATIE VS MEN | KATIE VS. MEN - What is it with men and their mothers? </title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 09:37:58 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/columnist-katieMichaels-plain.jpg" alt="KATIE VS. MEN - What is it with men and their mothers? " align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Katie Michaels, DERF Relationship Columnist&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Are there any men out there that can make their own decisions? Are we girls just going to have to accept the fact that mommy is always going to be our Arch Nemesis? &lt;br /&gt;Is the harsh reality that if mother says, &amp;quot;No, sorry, son, she's not the one for&amp;#8230;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<title>KATIE VS MEN | Relationships:  5 reasons you may not be as loveable as you think</title>
<link>http://www.derfmagazine.com/columns/katie-vs-men/relationship-advice</link>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/columnist-katieMichaels-plain.jpg" alt="Relationships:  5 reasons you may not be as loveable as you think" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Katie Michaels, DERF Relationship Columnist/Blogger&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is the time of year to begin thinking about personality or lifestyle changes you may need to make in order to increase your odds of having a quality relationship.&amp;nbsp; In this piece I will present you with the five mandatory&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<title>Cincy Beer Me. | Beer:  Drink, Drank, Drunk</title>
<link>http://www.derfmagazine.com/columns/cincy-beer-me./beer-facts</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/Twitter-CincyBeerMe.jpg" alt="Beer:  Drink, Drank, Drunk" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Welcome to Cincy Beer Me!&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/CincyBeerMe"&gt;http://twitter.com/CincyBeerMe&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; This week and for the next couple month's we welcome our guest local beer bloggers at &lt;a href="http://www.hoperatives.com/"&gt;Hoperatives&lt;/a&gt;, an awesome local beer blog.&lt;br /&gt;------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;There are those who say the only reason to drink beer is to get  drunk. &amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:12:19 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/Twitter-CincyBeerMe.jpg" alt="Beer:  It's Complicated" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Welcome to Cincy Beer Me!&amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/CincyBeerMe"&gt;http://twitter.com/CincyBeerMe&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; This week and for the next couple month's we welcome our guest local beer bloggers at &lt;a href="http://www.hoperatives.com/"&gt;Hoperatives&lt;/a&gt;, an awesome local beer blog. &lt;br /&gt;---------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Submitted by Tom at Hoperatives:&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; Back in another lifetime I&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<title>Lifestyle blog with Slade Dandridge | My taste is so sophisticated I hate everything</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 09:57:46 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/SladeSmaller.jpg" alt="My taste is so sophisticated I hate everything" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Slade Dandridge, DERF Editorial Blogger&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't think I am bragging when I say I have very sophisticated taste in all areas of life.&amp;nbsp; Many people have pointed out that my taste is impeccable.&amp;nbsp; Although I am proud to be so tasteful, there is one major disadvantage.&amp;nbsp; Being so tasteful makes&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<title>KATIE VS MEN | Should you confess infidelity to your girlfriend/boyfriend?</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 09:57:18 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/columnist-katieMichaels-plain.jpg" alt="Should you confess infidelity to your girlfriend/boyfriend?" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Let&amp;rsquo;s say you made a big mistake.&amp;nbsp; You screwed up by cheating on your girlfriend/boyfriend.&amp;nbsp; You realize you did something very wrong and you truly regret it.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Confessing is the right thing to do right?&amp;nbsp; Not necessarily.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; If your significant other cheated on you, you&amp;rsquo;d want to know about&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 10:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/columnist-katieMichaels-plain.jpg" alt="5 worthwhile New Year�s relationship resolutions" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Katie Michaels, DERF&amp;nbsp; Relationship Columnist&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;(Comment on the&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.derfmagazine.com/derfboards"&gt;Message Boards&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now is the time to start thinking about New Year's resolutions for next year.&amp;nbsp; But I am betting you haven't considered any relationship resolutions.&amp;nbsp; Rarely do couples discuss resolutions in their relationships.&amp;nbsp;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<title>ADVICE IN BROKEN ENGLISH | DEAR EKE:  Can I be your personal assistant?</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 08:53:01 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/e-onwauke_askeke.jpg" alt="DEAR EKE:  Can I be your personal assistant?" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;EKE SAY:&amp;nbsp; Yes.&amp;nbsp; Eke much need person to serve needs of Eke at all times now.&amp;nbsp; In country of Malaysia people look up to Eke because Eke is great writer in American Magazine Derf.&amp;nbsp; Eke very busy meeting people to show them how to also become great person like Eke.&amp;nbsp; Assistant must follow Eke at&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 08:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/columnist-katieMichaels-plain.jpg" alt="RELATIONSHIPS:  Knowing when it's time to break up" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Most of us don&amp;rsquo;t agonize terribly over breaking up with someone who is a thoughtless, disrespectful, or otherwise unappealing a-hole.&amp;nbsp; We tend to make the decision easily. Then after efficiently planning the timing and location of the breakup, we wash our hands of the whole mess and head out&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 13:01:59 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/columnist-katieMichaels-plain.jpg" alt="KATIE VS. MEN:  How to tell if he�s one of the good guys" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;By Katie Michaels, DERF Lifestyle Colimnist&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, even I have been &amp;ldquo;blinded by love&amp;rdquo;, lol. Don&amp;rsquo;t lie, we all have been, at least a little, at least once. I guess you really never can know for sure, but there are a few things that may help you sort out some of the crap we all too often put up&amp;#8230;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 13:01:55 -0600</pubDate>
<description>&lt;img src="http://www.derfmagazine.com/_images/columnists/e-onwauke_askeke.jpg" alt="DEAR EKE: How can I survive in these tough economic times?" align="left" hspace="5" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;EKE SAY:&amp;nbsp; Eke also afraid.&amp;nbsp; Yes, first I was afraid.&amp;nbsp; I was petrified.&amp;nbsp; Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.&amp;nbsp; But I spent so many nights&amp;nbsp;thinking how you did me wrong.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But these wordings from GLoria Gainor not help&amp;nbsp;to make&amp;nbsp;future ways to be full of prosperous.&amp;nbsp; You need&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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