Please read my words carefully, don’t panic, but alert everyone you know of this horrific ongoing event. Use all social media tools and emergency responders at your disposal.

My friends, it was bound to happen eventually. As a well respected and shockingly beloved blogger and chronicler of…

Eke Say:  You want make Halloween best ever?  You come to Malaysia!  In my country, if you go run around door to door and knock on hut dressed up like crazy person, they put you in cage and poke you with sharp stick!  Sound like best ever?  Yes!  But only for us that have sharp stick for…

Being a highly influential and much beloved columnist, it is not necessary for me to toot my own horn.  However, I can’t go any longer without pointing out my mastery on this subject.  I plan to totally own dozens of church festivals this summer.  From Norwood to Northern Kentucky to the…

Wow!  I couldn’t have written a more interesting question if I had written it myself!  OK, I did write it myself, but it still could not be more interesting.

I’ve learned from my studies that the first bathroom attendant was probably a caveman.  Chances are, he served as a lookout for wild…

Because I am a highly influential columnist, people from all walks of life asme for advice.  Selecting the right gang affiliation in prison is an important topic I am often asked about.  People come to me for this advice possibly because I spent some time in prison due to a supposed ponzi…

EKE SAY - Yes Eke like basketball very much.  But Eke say game could improve if baskets made bigger so players stop missing so much. 

In Eke country of Malaysia, many mens play same game except instead of throw ball in net, we throw fish in dumpster behind restaurant.  Game is called, 妇女爱的…

By Katie Michaels, Derf Relationship Blogger

Women value honesty and openness in relationships.  It can be difficult for us to be in a relationship and feel we have to avoid certain topics we may curious about.  It feels unnatural.  But this is simply how the world and relationships work. …

Chances are you already have several New Year's resolutions under consideration for this year.  But I am betting you haven't considered any relationship resolutions.  Rarely do couples discuss resolutions in their relationships.  All of the items below can and should be discussed…

By Katie Michaels, DERF  Relationship Columnist
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Now is the time to start thinking about New Year's resolutions for next year.  But I am betting you haven't considered any relationship resolutions.  Rarely do couples discuss resolutions in their relationships. …

This time of year always puts an even bigger, even broader, even more handsome smile on my face.  It must be a special time of year if it can have that kind of affect on a highly influential and much beloved public figure like myself.

I enjoy the hustle and bustle of the Christmas shopping…

People often ask me this question.  To the casual observer who is not intimately familiar with the Bathroom Attendant profession, there appear to be many similarities between Bathroom Attendants and Parking Attendants.   However, the differences are vast.

As a young man before I attended…

As one of the most influential magazine columnists in the central Oakley area of Cincinnati, I feel it is my duty to lend my voice to worthwhile causes.  Every year I select a very important cause and use my column to completely solve a huge problem or cure an entire disease or provide a…

By Slade Dandridge, Derf Editorialist

As a successful magazine columnist/blogger I tend to go on a lot of dates.  Like a successful athlete or business professional, there is no shortage of available women for me to date.   The most difficult part for me is not getting dates but deciding who…

All relationship experience rough spots.  But once in a while most people wonder if a particular rough spot is the straw that broke the camel’s back.  Fixing a troubled relationship requires a lot of emotional energy.  How do you know of the relationship is worth this emotional investment?

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As many of you know I am on a mission of testing out the breakup feasibility of every holiday.  Most people try to avoid breaking up on holidays for whatever reason.  My theory is that most people are wrong about everything.  History has proven this thesis with 100% accuracy for a long…

It’s happened to a lot of us.  You come up with the tightest street name for yourself and then all of a sudden one of your so-called friends is openly using it and getting mad street cred because it’s such a dope name. Losing a rap name to a so-called friend can be devastating.

Although…

People often warn against the office romance.  Don’t listen to them.  In my opinion the office romance is one of the most worthwhile experiences a human being can have.  I have had about a dozen scandalous affairs with people at work.  But there is an art to doing it right.  It has to be…

Let’s say you made a big mistake.  You screwed up by cheating on your girlfriend/boyfriend.  You realize you did something very wrong and you truly regret it. 

Confessing is the right thing to do right?  Not necessarily.

If your significant other cheated on you, you’d want to know about…

In a recent email survey I did among friends and readers,  I learned 7 out of 10 women believe it is acceptable to snoop through their boyfriend’s cell phone if they suspect him of cheating.   So more than half of us believe it is okay to breach our boyfriend’s private information if we…

We've all heard the saying, ‘playing the field.'  I think it's a bad metaphor because it doesn't apply to women very well.  I don't know about you, but I don't play in fields.  I have no business being in them and honestly, I don't like to get dirty.  This is why I have decided to substitute…