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ADVICE IN BROKEN ENGLISH | Dear Eke: Do you have any Spring Break suggestions?

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:00:00 -0400

EKE SAY: Eke love spring! Eke love springtime in Malaysia, that when cold, cold temperature of mid 90’s go away and warmer temperatures of high 90’s come. It make time to put away heavy t-shirt and loin cloth and bring out light t-shirt and loin cloth. Also time to let chicken go back…

KATIE VS MEN | W.S.E.D? What Should Elin Do?

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:00:00 -0400

Everyone seems to have a strong opinion about this. From what I can tell the vast majority of people believe Elin should divorce her husband. My first instinct is to agree with this opinion but I would like to explore it further to understand why we feel this way and if it makes sense to…

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:00:00 -0500

The life of a much beloved, highly influential, and well respected columnist is full of twists and turns, much like that of a giant slalom skier. Indeed, skiing has landed this celebrity in a bit of an embarrassing situation.

It started out innocently enough, as I began doing some online…

ADVICE IN BROKEN ENGLISH | Dear Eke, Please provide your analysis of the Winter Olympics?

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0500

EKE SAY: In Malaysia, there no snow for making Olympic fun sport. But we still like watch Olympic to see nation of world gather in peace to show off Spandex pants we make in Malaysian factory.

Some winter Olympic sport we do have Malaysia kind of version to try. There is curling sport…

Lifestyle blog with Slade Dandridge | The Russian Ice Dancing team inspired my Casual Friday outfit.

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0500

Being a well respected, highly influential, and extremely beloved columnist, I always do everything I can to look my best. I stay on top of the latest fashion trends as I peruse the stars in people magazine. I also keep in touch with the fashion world by never missing an episode of Project…

KATIE VS MEN | Jealous much? Here's how to control it.

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0500

First, the standard conditional statement when talking about jealousy: It’s normal. Everyone feels some level of jealousy at some point. However the intensity and frequency of an individual’s jealousy is

Men and women feel and react to jealousy differently. I am going to talk about…

KATIE VS MEN | The Boyfriend Scorecard: How does your guy score?

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 08:46:47 -0500

By Katie Michaels, DERF Magazine Relationship Blogger - New blog every Wednesday.
[Talk with Katie on the Derf Message Boards]

Throughout our lives we use numerical scoring systems. At work our performance is often measured on a numerical scale. Our bank accounts, investments, and home…

Lifestyle blog with Slade Dandridge | Coming Soon: Eau De Slade!

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 01:00:00 -0500

Being a highly influential and extremely beloved columnist, I am aware that everyone wants a piece of the Slade. People want to be in my presence, if only to bask in the glow that is me for a little while. I think I’ve come up with a way to fulfill the needs of my many fans who want to…

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:00:00 -0500

(Comment on the Message Boards)

It’s called vitamin D. The sun allows our bodies to produce it. There are vitamin D supplements available but nothing is effective as nature’s way of getting the job done. Countless studies show we are at our best in the summer months when the sun produces…

Lifestyle blog with Slade Dandridge | 2009's Moments Made Unforgettable Because of Me

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

This will certainly go down as a year to remember largely becasue of me! Because I am a powerfully influential and much beloved columnist, people look to me for insight. Therefore, I took it upon myself to make some notes throughout the year so I could give to you my list of 2009’s…

DERF Science & Technology | Six worst Twitter updates we found this week

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 22:56:49 -0500

Definitely can’t wait for this Twitter craze to end. Is it me or is Twitter one of the biggest internet clogging pieces of crap ever invented? For every person on Twitter there are ten ‘Internet Marketing Consultants’ promising to show everyone how to make money from Twitter. Others…

ADVICE IN BROKEN ENGLISH | Dear Eke: How is your holiday season?

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Eke Say: You don’t call it ‘Christmas Season’? That mean you must be bad person that hate Christmas and like punch children in belly while they sing happy song about dashing in snow. You must be person that want to see Santa sleigh truck get stuck in ditch, then watch him as he eat…

Lifestyle blog with Slade Dandridge | Slade-A-Clause is coming to town!

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:00:00 -0500

This time of year always puts an even bigger, even broader, even more handsome smile on my face. It must be a special time of year if it can have that kind of affect on a highly influential and much beloved public figure like myself.

I enjoy the hustle and bustle of the Christmas shopping…

ADVICE IN BROKEN ENGLISH | DEAR EKE - I am dating two women and I don't know which one to pick. Help!

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:24:16 -0500

EKE SAY - Yes Eke know much about the love of two womens. Is very difficults now to have two womens to give loving feeling.

In my country of Malaysia Eke have many womens to choose because Eke own many chickens to give to womens. You must choose woman who appreciate chicken more than other…

Sports with Brad Spieser | UC Bearcats in the year's BCS Championship game? No way.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

The Cincinnati University Fighting Bearcats have ***no chance*** of playing in this year\'s BCS championship game, and that\'s more than a little stupid. The same can be said about undefeated mid majors TCU and Boise State, two teams who are good enough to beat absolutely anybody on a…

KATIE VS MEN | Should you confess infidelity to your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Let’s say you made a big mistake. You screwed up by cheating on your girlfriend/boyfriend. You realize you did something very wrong and you truly regret it.

Confessing is the right thing to do right? Not necessarily.

If your significant other cheated on you, you’d want to know about…

Sports with Brad Spieser | Are the Bengals Super Bowl contenders?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Things are happening with these Bengals. Yes, they are. Things. Happening. Like, winning in a way we've never really seen before. And by "we've," I mean me. And by "before," I mean since I was nine. The Bengals are playing a boring brand of football, but it's legitimate. No smoke, no…

Lifestyle blog with Slade Dandridge | Inking up the Slade Manscape

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Being a highly influential and beloved columnist has very few downsides. I guess if I had to choose one bad thing, it is that on the days when my column comes out, I already know what it is going to say. Everyone else is luckier than me that day, because they get to have their lives…

Sports with Brad Spieser | How much of a team player is Chad Ochocinco?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco was recently a guest on Collin Cowherd's ESPN radio program. For reasons you'll soon understand I found the following exchange fascinating:

Cowherd: By the way, Chris Henry broke his arm; how does that change things for
you?

Ochocinco: Oh man. Dude, dude, dude,…

Sports with Brad Spieser | World Series and other general thoughts

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:00:00 -0500

Things are happening in the world of sports (aka the sports world) and my opinion needs to be heard. It do. Let me first apologize for being a little tardy with a few of these. Let me second admit that my apology in the previous sentence was half-hearted. Anyway, read...

1. World Series…